Tag: Wife

  • Laundry

    Laundry

    I try to keep it simple when I do laundry.  A load of regular, a load of delicates, everything that goes in together comes out and goes to the next destination together.  I’ve lost track of how many times I’ve gotten in trouble for taking the laundry out of the washer and not finding the…

  • Career Day

    Career Day

    Okay, some jobs are easy to explain, and some are just not.  “I’m a vet, I help animals!”, “I’m a nurse, I help patients!”, “I’m an architect, I design buildings!”.  How do you tell your kids that you work in Operations?  Show me a second grader who knows what a Comptroller does.  Want to put…

  • Dog Kisses

    Dog Kisses

    Dog-lovers, please don’t attack me.  I don’t have anything against dogs, I just don’t like kissing them with my mouth.  Dogs are great, but they can also be like little furry vultures.  They eat ANYTHING.  You don’t know where that mouth has been…

  • Music

    Music

    You really want to support your kids as they explore new hobbies and interests.  However, I’m fairly certain that telling the kids to go home and practice musical instruments over the weekend as homework is a violation of the Geneva Conventions.

  • Responsible Adult

    Responsible Adult

    Do I even need to explain?

  • Roleplay

    Roleplay

    Yeah, I’m a nerd. And most of my friends are nerds too. This is totally made up, but the idea made me chuckle a bit.